Most people would call us an organisation... But we don't like such formal representations, so you can make one by yourself!!
Our goal is to completely wipe out any despair in the world, and fill it with hope!! We want everyone to be united, and make this planet a better place!!
We are not secretly a cult working for the ultimate despair, trust us!!
Of course!! One study of 0 people showed that we are super reliable, and trustworthy!!
As for the cult part... That is simply untrue!! Would you say that your hat is a cult?? No!! Therefore, we are not a cult!! People will lie about us, but that's because they are blinded by despair!!
Now do us a favor and kill your parents... Kill your parents... Kill your parents... Kill your parents... Kill your parents...