Before we begin I wanna say that verits are actually fancier Maladaptive Daydreaming paras!! Because of that, I will be daydreaming while writing this!! So I become too immersed in this, that's why!!
Me: Hello people of the internet!! Hi hi hi hi!! I can't believe this site actually has 88 (now 90!!) followers!! I love you all so much!! Because of that, we are now interviewing the two and only, the magnificent, the greatest, the best guys out there, P and K!! *audience claps* Now, let's get P and K into the stage!!
K: P doesn't wanna come out!!
Me: What?? Why??
P: I feel like I'm annoying people...
Me: You really think that??
P: Yeah...
Me: Yeah... BUT!! Last night when I couldn't edit this, I left it for today!! When I checked again, this got 5 LIKES!! People WANT to see you, they are not being forced!!
P: Really?? :,,,,,,,,,)))))) *comes out* Thank you so much people!!
Me: Alright, so, now that you are both here, I think that it's time for our fellow mutuals to find out who you are!! So, let's start with the basics: What's your name!!
K: Alright then!! Hello everyone, my name is Kuro!!
P: Oh, uh... Professor...
Neocities Mutual: Wait... YOU ARE P?? You know, that guy that Miss Wannabe keeps saying that his life is a living hell and can function at all?? Yet you somehow look like her comfort character??
Professor: Heh!! Ironic, isn't it??
Neocities Mutual: And you are that guy that makes everyone feel good and you are super caring and cheerful yet somehow you look like that guy that Miss Wannabe makes a hate campaign on?? I_hate_this_guy or something??
Kuro: Yeah, that's me!! :D
Me: Fun fact, I made I_love_this_guy both because he's actually my favourite version of them all, but also because I felt like I was hurting Kuro's feelings with only I_hate_this_guy!!
Neocities Mutual: So, you're called Kuro because...??
Kuro: Because I pretty much wear black, have black hair, and my eyes are grey!! :D Also the citizens of Pixiv called MM! Taka "Kuro Ishimaru" so here we are!!
Neocities Mutual: Oh!! So you're called Professor because of the glasses and the file, right??
Professor: .... No!! Some dumbass vine was playing in Miss Wannabe's head when she was thinking of a name so she went "Awesome!! You're Professor now!!"
Me: Fun fact!! I never saw my comfort character as a teacher!! I saw him instead as a therapist!! Looking back at it, it's actually kinda funny, lol!!
Neocities Mutual: But what about your voices?? You see, yes, we are supposed to imagine this as an interview, yet we can't imagine their voices, like, how are your voices??
Me: Well, I can't describe them exactly, but I'll try to describe them to the closest I can!! So Professor is HAL 9000 but you put some sprinkles of emotion in it (he's dead inside but not THAT dead) and Kuro is... I honestly have no idea, I guess the singer in the song "Year of Silence" by Crystal Castles but... With a little gay in it?? Idk, idk how to describe it!!
Kuro: A little gay in it, hahaha!! *giggles*
Neocities Mutual: Oh... Well I put some Morgan Freeman voice in them, guess my headcannon is ruined now!!
Professor: OMG, PLEASE READ MY LINES IN A MORGAN FREEMAN VOICE, THAT WOULD BE HILARIOUS, BAHAHAHAHA!!
Me: Well, anyway!! How do you feel about... Your source?? Idk how to put this, sorry!!
Kuro: Not... The best?? To be honest?? He's alright but... I personally don't like him much!!
Professor: Ah yes!! The old days... Back when I was a png... So many memories, so many things happening... Ah, the png life... And now I'm here being depressed with 10 different traumas...
Me: Yeah, right, we don't have a story about you!! Well, you ARE based on the Junko persona that looks like you, so maybe-!!
Professor: OMG, I HATE THIS BITCH SO MUUUUUUUCCCHHH!! I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER!! I'M GONNA FUCKING HUNT HER DOWN FOR SPORT!! THIS BITCH IN NOT WELCOMED IN THIS HOUSE!! *angry heavy breathing*
Me: .... Well, that was something... Anyway, let's talk about something else!! Well, now that our fellow Neocities friends know you, is there anything you wanna tell them??
Kuro: Keep shining, you are all great!! Also, really nice sites from everyone, I love them all!!
Professor: I'm so sorry that you know me...
Me: Ooookaaayyy... Well, QUESTION TIME!! I asked our Neocities friends to ask you some questions, so that we can answer them here!! Okay so, the first one is mine!! I decided to put an end into this debate by asking: Milk or cereal first!! I say milk first!!
Neocities Mutual: NOOOOOOO, WTF, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT CEREAL FIRST!!
Kuro: And give the cereals the thought that they won't get soaked with milk?? I'd rather do it instantly, so that they won't have their dreams ruined!!
Professor: Y'all cowards, I'm eating my cereal with water!!
Me: .... 😃😃😃 What in god's name??
Whatever, next question!! So macrev asked "What's your favourite aesthetic based on a decade??" My personal favourite has to be 2000s nostalgia, it's so awesome, I love looking it up!!
Kuro: Agreed!! Nothing beats some good old 2000s nostalgia!! Especially web stuff, those are awesome!!
Professor: Yeah!! To me, 90s and 2000s web is awesome!! Those cute graphics, with the personal website appearance... I love it!!
Me: But you weren't born in the 90s...
Professor: Shut up!!
Me: Okay, last question!! Preresent asked... H- heh... hehe...
Kuro: Hm, something's up??
Me: What's your opinion on amogus?? Hahaha!!
Professor: *stares* I see you and you see me!! I am a mile away from your location, and I'm carrying a knife!! You better run because every second that passes I'm only getting closer!!
Kuro: *giggles* Well I must say, Among Us was kinda funny, but now it's just kinda repetitive...
Me: Yeah... Tbh I never really got that hooked into the game!! I mean, sure it was good but... Okay?? Idk how to say it, just... Okay??
Kuro: Yeah...
Me: Well, anything else to add here??
Professor: Nah!!
Kuro: No...
Me: Well, I guess that this was it!! Thank you for coming over here, and thanks for the 5 likes!! In the beginning I was thinking that you guys would be annoyed, but turns out that you guys are actually interested!! :D Also thank you again for the now 90 followers you guys are awesome!! Thank you all so much!! :D
*credits roll*
Professor: ... and she called me a fucking "pound of uranium"!! Can you guys believe it??
Kuro: Rude!!
Neocities Mutual: Absolutely not cool dude!! She could have been nicer...